Thursday, March 12, 2009
The mother-to-be is wielding her delivery room invitations like an insane butcher. Dave was ousted for explaining in languid detail how to make hot shredded wheat cereal. I was banned yesterday for something I can't even remember saying on iChat. Before she knows it she'll be the only one in there, no doctors, no nurses, just her and her birth pangs, and no one to crack afterbirth jokes to help her forget her pain.